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Birchwood Animal Hospital

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2595 Portage Avenue
Winnipeg, Manitoba R3J 0P5
Phone: (204) 832-1368
Fax: (204) 889-9708

Office Hours

DayMorningAfternoon
Monday7:00am8:00pm
Tuesday7:00am8:00pm
Wednesday7:00am8:00pm
Thursday7:00am8:00pm
Friday7:00am6:00pm
Saturday8:00am3:00pm
SundayClosedClosed
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Rules For Dealing With Stray Cats

1. Stray cats will not be fed.

2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.        

3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except canned cat food.      

 

4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except canned cat food, yummy treats  and leftover fish scraps.            

5. Stray cats will not be encouraged  to make this house their permanent residence.          

6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and cuddled unnecessarily.

7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will absolutely not be given a name.      

 

8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the house at any time.    

 

9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain times.  

10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending in y.

11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the furniture.

12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen claws on the really good furniture.      

 

13. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen claws on new $114.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post  with three perches.

       

14. Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the sand.

15. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece, high-impact  plastic tray filled with Fresh n Sweet kitty litter.      

16. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room.  

17. Stray cats will sleep outside.

 

18. Stray cats will sleep in the garage.

19. Stray cats will sleep in the house.

 

20. Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old blanket.          

21. Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with non-allergenic lambs wool pillow.

    

22. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.        

 

23. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, except at the foot.      

24. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers.        

25. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers except at the foot.

         

26. Stray cats will not play on the desk.

 

27. Stray cats will not play on the desk  near the computer.

28. Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on the desk when the human is asdfjjhhkl;ljfd.;oier puyy kmm4hbdm9lo9jmdskdm,. USING IT.


Services We strive to provide complete care for our patients. Learn more about all the services we provide. Patient Care Visit our patient centre for pet care, health and behaviour information. Take A Tour Have a look around our hospital.

Hospital Hours

DayMorningAfternoon
Monday7:00am8:00pm
Tuesday7:00am8:00pm
Wednesday7:00am8:00pm
Thursday7:00am8:00pm
Friday7:00am6:00pm
Saturday8:00am3:00pm
SundayClosedClosed


For the safety of all pets and humans, please have pets securely leashed or in a pet carrier while visiting our hospital.


 After Hours Emergency Care: 
   (204) 452-9427  
 400 Pembina Highway, Winnipeg, MB. 

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  Fax: (204) 889-9708
  

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2595 Portage Avenue
Winnipeg, Manitoba R3J 0P5
 
  • (204) 832-1368
  • Fax: (204) 889-9708
  • Email Us (Email may not be answered the same day. Please phone for urgent questions or appointments!)
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